Joke of the day thread
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Joke of the day thread
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Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days !
A shopper says, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage ?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish ?" The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian ? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German ? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish ? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican ? Would you ? Would you ?" The clerk says, "Well, no !" "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish ?" "Well, I probably wouldn't !" With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage ?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're in Home Depot."
Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days !
A shopper says, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage ?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish ?" The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian ? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German ? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish ? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican ? Would you ? Would you ?" The clerk says, "Well, no !" "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish ?" "Well, I probably wouldn't !" With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage ?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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Originally Posted by heathas2k,Jul 16 2008, 03:57 PM
Instructions for a fun time on the interstate....
Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell!
Step 3. Watch people freak out!!!!
Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell!
Step 3. Watch people freak out!!!!
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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
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Originally Posted by heathas2k,Jul 16 2008, 04:57 PM
Instructions for a fun time on the interstate....
Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell!
Step 3. Watch people freak out!!!!
Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell!
Step 3. Watch people freak out!!!!