Amsterdam Heavy
Truely you know when a film is cheesy if it has a bit part played by Michael Madsen.
This is a Dutch retribution film with sex drugs, and rock and roll all included. There are Bangkock bad guys, naked chicks, more kung foo fighting than the Village People sing about, a meaningless convoluted plot, poor direction, meaningless dialogue, gunfights, crooked cops, narry a car chase but a real bicycle chase complete with gunplay, pole dancing, finger tips in the microwave, innocent bystanders get theirs, and Audi A8 with a dead chick in it, torture with a hot plate, really bad dudes and chicks....all hot chicks, and naked too, everyone speaks English, and the main character has forgotten everything.
1 outta 10 cause Amsterdam never looked so much like LA culturally than it does in this B movie Eurotrash extraveganze, and nobody has ever taken as much punishment as our hero did .
This is a Dutch retribution film with sex drugs, and rock and roll all included. There are Bangkock bad guys, naked chicks, more kung foo fighting than the Village People sing about, a meaningless convoluted plot, poor direction, meaningless dialogue, gunfights, crooked cops, narry a car chase but a real bicycle chase complete with gunplay, pole dancing, finger tips in the microwave, innocent bystanders get theirs, and Audi A8 with a dead chick in it, torture with a hot plate, really bad dudes and chicks....all hot chicks, and naked too, everyone speaks English, and the main character has forgotten everything.
1 outta 10 cause Amsterdam never looked so much like LA culturally than it does in this B movie Eurotrash extraveganze, and nobody has ever taken as much punishment as our hero did .
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