I didn't care too much for it, but my friends liked it. I guess I wanted it to take itself more seriously and realistic. The plot sucked, I honestly did not give a **** for the black girl/annoying guy.

It was OK, but nowhere near as good as say.. the last samurai.

 

han and johnny tran lol

 

So I guess this movie really doesn't have much to do with Ninja lol. Traditional role of Ninjas weren't to fight and kill enemies.

 

the move he does at the end against his master was like the true dragon sword ultimate attack

 

Good mindless action flick...

 

Things I've learned while watching "NINJA ASSASSIN":

1) The human body is covered in balloons filled with red liquid. If a sword comes into contact with the human body, these balloons will BURST, causing no direct harm to the body...except for the random limb which may fall off.

2) Ninjas can kill ANYTHING...except a Volkswagen Passat.

3) Ninjas can track you LIKE A WOLF...unless you wave a burning cigarette near your head a couple times. Then you're invisible to them.

4) Anyone can survive a sword thrust through the center of their heart by simply pointing to the right side of their chest and telling those around you that, "my heart is over here."

 

I thought this movie was awful.

 

finally saw it.

anyone looking for anything else out of the movie should look elsewhere. If you like Ninjas and don't mind blood and severed body parts, then this movie is perfect for you!

I've always loved the mysticism of Ninjas and this movie put it all on screen.

 

Worst movie. I even went to see it after having a few to give it the benefit of the doubt and it still sucked.