Dear Equal,

Of course she can drive anytime "she" wants to, the problem is we want her to drive when "we" want her to. Which is the answer to your question. (Your broken foot, means she is driving! ).


signed,
Unequally yours.

 

Who is this "other Dave"... and what is he doing here?

Signed,
Counting Dave's in Cincy
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Dear Counting,

It is an established fact that WTD and DBR are populated by a rather exclusive group of exceptional drivers and technicians know as "Dave". As such, when a question is ask of "Dave", your are likely to get an answer from anyone of them. And when you disrespect Dave, your likely to get pummeled from anyone of six different directions, so, it is always appropriate and even advisable to tailor your remarks with that in mind. An attempt was made to document the "Daves till WTD" a while back. I have linked that thread for your review, just in case your forgot who we are.

Counting Daves


Signed,

One of the "Other Daves"


P.S. It's also handy denying guilt of any of the numerious infractions we are accused of.
For example

Accuser: "Hey, were you the Dave that crossed the double yellow line?"

Dave: " No that was the other Dave!"

 

Dear Dave:

But Kathy would prefer not to drive the entire w/e.... she likes being the passenger...

Now what do we do?

Signed,
Designated Driver in Cincy

 

sure mikey...just like she "likes" making bracelets and radio cozys in your sweatshop

 

Not a sweatshop... if she wants, I'll turn the AC on for her! Helps productivity!

 

 

Dear Dave:

But Kathy would prefer not to drive the entire w/e.... she likes being the passenger...

Now what do we do?

Signed,
Designated Driver in Cincy
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Dear Designated,

We are both happily married men (at least I am), so "we" both know the answer to that question. for those of you that don't know the answer, read the "rules"

rule #1: The woman makes all the rules.

rule #2 If the woman isn't happy, nobody is happy!

rule #3 The man is not capable of understanding all the rules.

rule #4 If the man figures out a rule, the woman is required to change the rule immediately, without telling the man!

rule #5 If there is a misunderstanding about the rules ;it ts the mans fault and he will apologize for the misunderstanding immediately.

rule #6 When the man is doing something in the presense of a woman, he will submit to the advice, criticism and complaint of the woman at all times (especially when he is driving)

rule #7 When the woman is doing something in the presence of the man, he will apologize immediately for putting the woman to all the bother of whatever she is doing, (including driving).

rule#8 (Some have listed this as rule #1) The woman is always right!

rule #9 the man is always wrong!

rule #10 If by some chance the man is right, it is because of some mis-communication, action or circumstance that was the mans fault and he will apologize for such immediately.

rule #11 - If the woman has PMS, all rules are null and void and the man must apologize for it!


So, you figure out what to do

Signed,

Happily Married in PA

 

 

 

Dear Dave:

But Kathy would prefer not to drive the entire w/e.... she likes being the passenger...

Now what do we do?

Signed,
Designated Driver in Cincy
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Dear Designated,

We are both happily married men (at least I am), so "we" both know the answer to that question. for those of you that don't know the answer, read the "rules"

rule #1: The woman makes all the rules.

rule #2 If the woman isn't happy, nobody is happy!

rule #3 The man is not capable of understanding all the rules.

rule #4 If the man figures out a rule, the woman is required to change the rule immediately, without telling the man!

rule #5 If there is a misunderstanding about the rules ;it ts the mans fault and he will apologize for the misunderstanding immediately.

rule #6 When the man is doing something in the presense of a woman, he will submit to the advice, criticism and complaint of the woman at all times (especially when he is driving)

rule #7 When the woman is doing something in the presence of the man, he will apologize immediately for putting the woman to all the bother of whatever she is doing, (including driving).

rule#8 (Some have listed this as rule #1) The woman is always right!

rule #9 the man is always wrong!

rule #10 If by some chance the man is right, it is because of some mis-communication, action or circumstance that was the mans fault and he will apologize for such immediately.

rule #11 - If the woman has PMS, all rules are null and void and the man must apologize for it!


So, you figure out what to do

Signed,

Happily Married in PA
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I never learned to follow rules...non-conformity ftw.