Dear Raul
Raul,
I have a few questions that have been bothering me (and the rest of mankind) for quite sometime. I was told that you might have the answers.
1. What came first, the chicken or the egg? (really think about this one... it's tough!)
2. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
3. If people from Poland are called "Poles", then is it proper to call people from Holland "Holes"?
4. If a fly had no wings, would it be called a "walk"?
5. What do you think about the inverse ratio of capitalization to debt in Micronesia?
6. Is the world really gonna end on December 21, 2012? If so, what should I do between now and then to ensure that I die a happy man?
7. Why do I burn myself every time I play with matches?
8. If train A leaves the station at 8:47am traveling at a rate of 260km per hour, and train B leaves the station at 9:23am traveling at 1km per hour, how long before the passengers on train B get pissed off at the ridiculously slow rate of speed and stage a mutiny?
More on the way,
Head is about to explode in New Orleans.
I have a few questions that have been bothering me (and the rest of mankind) for quite sometime. I was told that you might have the answers.
1. What came first, the chicken or the egg? (really think about this one... it's tough!)
2. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
3. If people from Poland are called "Poles", then is it proper to call people from Holland "Holes"?
4. If a fly had no wings, would it be called a "walk"?
5. What do you think about the inverse ratio of capitalization to debt in Micronesia?
6. Is the world really gonna end on December 21, 2012? If so, what should I do between now and then to ensure that I die a happy man?
7. Why do I burn myself every time I play with matches?
8. If train A leaves the station at 8:47am traveling at a rate of 260km per hour, and train B leaves the station at 9:23am traveling at 1km per hour, how long before the passengers on train B get pissed off at the ridiculously slow rate of speed and stage a mutiny?
More on the way,
Head is about to explode in New Orleans.
Master Raul, I too have a query that has long plagued my soul and now it would seem that fate has led my search for the elusive answer to your learned and enlightened mastery of all that is and will be. If you would be so kind sir, please tell me why the S2000 crossed the road?









