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Old Jul 24, 2008 | 03:02 PM
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Dear Raul,

Your answers have been most enlightening, but I find I have another question - Why is speed in a car (in the US anyway) measured in Miles per Hour? Wouldn't Furlongs per Fortnight be a significantly better unit of measure?
Old Jul 24, 2008 | 04:17 PM
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Dear Raul

1) Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?


2) Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?



3)If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?



4) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?



5) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?



6) When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?



7) When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?



8) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Old Jul 24, 2008 | 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Popeye,Jul 24 2008, 08:17 PM
Dear Raul

1) Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?


2) Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?



3)If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?



4) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?



5) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?



6) When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?



7) When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?



8) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Old Jul 24, 2008 | 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Ron,Jul 24 2008, 11:41 AM
Fixed that for yah...
Thats hallarious <s>!!!!!!!

Way to go Ron!@!!
Old Jul 24, 2008 | 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Scooterboy,Jul 24 2008, 02:17 PM
I'm not completely sure but I believe that Raul would rather have crabs.
Would rather have crabs... or "has" crabs?
Old Jul 24, 2008 | 04:38 PM
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I'll just ask, " " ...and leave it at that
Old Jul 24, 2008 | 04:40 PM
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Dear Raul this happened to me the other day what do you think ?

I brought a donut and the guy gave me a recieipt for the donut. I don't need a receipt for the donut, I give you the money, you give me the donut, end of transaction. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. I can not imagine the senerio where I would have to prove that I brought a donut. Some skeptical friend you are. Don't even act like I didn't get that donut. I got the documentation right here;filled under D for donut
Old Jul 24, 2008 | 04:45 PM
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I only have one question that really needs to be answered at this time....


"WHY?"

Thanks Raul.... I knew I could count on you to help me....
Old Jul 24, 2008 | 04:46 PM
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Master Raul,

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do frosted flakes have frosting but pitted prunes don't have pits?

Why do they put brail on drive up ATM's?

Is it safe to fly despite the use of harsh terminology used in the airline industry such as: terminal, final destination, etc?

Does working at an air duct installation company mean you'll be surrounded by people who like to vent?

When you erase a word where does it go?

Why are buildings called buildings when they are already built?

Why is
Old Jul 24, 2008 | 04:48 PM
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Dear Raul,

Why does Popeye keep mailing me receipts for donuts? And while we are speaking about food, do you think it is approprate to file my lunch under "S" since I usually make myself a sandwich?



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