Don't worry, as I'm sure this is all behind you now.

 

Was the subject matter corn on the cob... frozen corn... canned corn... or creamed corn?

Each one has different results!

 

Based on extensive empirical evidence gathered during visits from my S2K friends, anything the host hasn't hidden.

 

The trout emulsion combined with the potentially toxic lectins in the beans along with the, um, propulsion provided by raffinose and stachyose sugars gave the results you observed.

You ate two of the three members of the potentially explosive mixture known as Crane's Combination, named for its unfortunate discoverer. Do _not_ add cabbage to this menu.

I see you've already had some helpful comments.

W1ngman: You are absolutely correct in suggestion the one-kernel-at-a-time method for bowel timing. In fact, this was a common practice in the New World before better technology was devised. However, you failed to explain that you must do this with Indian corn and make note of the color of each kernel as it is consumed. I suggest a spreadsheet for recording consumption and passing, in both senses of the word. Raul is unlikely to think of this himself.

As to why corn feels funny on the way out, See "Anal Beads."

The only other thing I've got to say is, you guys sure do watch your shite. Dave, maybe you can invent an LED halo for Raul's toilet to help him with those nocturnal visits.


Yours in, well, shite,

 

Yes, but in an _entirely_ different context.

 

This thread has gone to the sick side!!

 

An accurate reflection of our community?

 

Possibly a reflection of our "leaders"!

 

Well, I've always said he leads from behind. I just wasn't clear on the "behind" part.

 

I've always believed in a bottom up mentality to leadership.