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Old Nov 27, 2010 | 09:11 AM
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Dear Ron:

Why does water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

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Old Nov 27, 2010 | 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Lovetodrive2000,Nov 27 2010, 01:11 PM
Dear Ron:

Why does water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

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Planned obsolescence.
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Old Nov 27, 2010 | 09:12 AM
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Dear Ron:

This question has been bothering me for the past year or so....

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

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Old Nov 27, 2010 | 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Lovetodrive2000,Nov 27 2010, 01:12 PM
Dear Ron:

This question has been bothering me for the past year or so....

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

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Not squishing baby's for oil in Cincy
Tiny refineries in Texas.

Maybe you can help me with a few things..

What is motor oil made out of?

If vegetarians only eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

What disease did cured ham have?

Can a hearse carrying a body drive in the car pool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?



Yours in the search for knowledge,
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Old Nov 27, 2010 | 10:51 AM
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Old Nov 27, 2010 | 12:29 PM
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What if JFK was a jelly doughnut?
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Old Nov 27, 2010 | 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Gigdy,Nov 27 2010, 04:29 PM
What if JFK was a jelly doughnut?
If he was, I'm sure he would have told the Germans in his speech in 1963 when he had the chance to make a cool pun about "Berliner." However, despite a lasting urban legend to the contrary, he did not.

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Old Nov 27, 2010 | 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Ron,Nov 27 2010, 02:27 PM
Tiny refineries in Texas.

Maybe you can help me with a few things..

What is motor oil made out of?

If vegetarians only eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

What disease did cured ham have?

Can a hearse carrying a body drive in the car pool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?



Yours in the search for knowledge,
Dear Ron:

Glad that I can help you with your questions....


What is motor oil made out of? Depends on the brand.....

If vegetarians only eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Scooters....

What disease did cured ham have? Apple flavoring......

Can a hearse carrying a body drive in the car pool lane? Yes.... as long as they don't get caught driving.....

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Because it was a full moon.....

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Talk to Raul about this... he should be able to help you.....

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Planned obsolescence.........

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Old Nov 27, 2010 | 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Lovetodrive2000,Nov 27 2010, 07:09 PM
Dear Ron:

Glad that I can help you with your questions....


What is motor oil made out of? Depends on the brand.....

If vegetarians only eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Scooters....

What disease did cured ham have? Apple flavoring......

Can a hearse carrying a body drive in the car pool lane? Yes.... as long as they don't get caught driving.....

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Because it was a full moon.....

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Talk to Raul about this... he should be able to help you.....

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Planned obsolescence.........

Thank you but, unfortunately, [citations needed]
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Old Nov 27, 2010 | 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Ron,Nov 27 2010, 01:27 PM
Maybe you can help me with a few things..

What is motor oil made out of? I don't care as long as it works!

If vegetarians only eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Vegetarians!

What disease did cured ham have? Trichinosis

Can a hearse carrying a body drive in the car pool lane? Only if the body can sit up!

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? With Maryann on the island what was the big hurry!

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Check with Mike on this one!

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? And put all of the porters out of work? I don't think so!



Yours in the search for knowledge,
See above^^
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