You will forever be headed east unless you turn around and retrace your steps.

However, you _will_ arrive in the uttermost west as you cross the international date line, never having traveled west at all.

The consequence of living on a finite but unbounded surface.

 

Dear Ron,

Thanks for all the helpful advice.... a few more things have had me thinking recently.

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

Signed,
Seeing red in Cincy!

 

Dear Ron,

Sorry for all the questions, but couldn't sleep last night due to them.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Signed,
Trying to put a round peg in a square hole in Cincy!

 

Marketing.

 

Accounting.

 

. . .







Please respond with your thoughts Ron...

 

Dear Ron:

Here I sit in beautiful Dyersville, IA.....

What did I do to deserve this?

Signed,
Questioning from Iowa!

 

You _really_ have to ask? I'm sure that plenty of people here will chime in to comment on your bad-karma inducing activities.

The ancients who wished to illustrate illustrious virtue throughout the kingdom, first ordered well their own states. Wishing to order well their states, they first regulated their families. Wishing to regulate their families, they first cultivated their persons. Wishing to cultivate their persons, they first rectified their hearts. Wishing to rectify their hearts, they first sought to be sincere in their thoughts. Wishing to be sincere in their thoughts, they first extended to the utmost their knowledge. Such extension of knowledge lay in the investigation of things.

Read the Interwebs and look to your next life, grasshopper.

 

I really appreciate the question but I just never cared for Blank Verse.

Yours in prosody.

 

Dear Ron:

In trying to find the Interwebs, I did run across the WWW and the Internet...

Are all of these magically interconnected?

Signed,
Perplexed in Iowa (currently)

PS. Where do I go to "look to my next life"?