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From: Leesburg, VA
Originally Posted by Nandska,Dec 20 2006, 11:37 AM
confucious say: Go to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.
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From: South Beach. Sadly in VA
Originally Posted by speed_bump,Dec 20 2006, 10:44 AM
We are still twins, I've done the same thing- except for me it was Bronchitis when I had the torn cartilage/muscle. 
My Doc asked how the pain felt exactly, wanted to know if was like a knive in the side.. I told him more like a rusty, dull, sereated edged knive, being twisted and shoved in and out. Unreal pain. I asked for morphine, but they gave me the heroin derivative product instead. Sew farr know ephects on me yeat.
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From: Owings Mills, MD
Originally Posted by GOGOGO,Dec 20 2006, 12:43 PM
I saw an article a few weeks back that said piss splatter from a toilet can travel 15 feet. So if you are standing, and peeing in your toilet, your piss can splatter on your counter, sink, and if you have an exposed toothbrush 
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From: Lewisville, TX
Mark, I had pler-ra-see(have no idea how to spell it, but that's how you say it) back in AZ. Let me tell you something- that ish is the worst! 
It's an inflammation of the lungs. You have a fever, you can't breathe, and any movement(body or lungs) feels like you've been stabbed mercilessly with a Crocodile Dundee blade.
Also, when I moved here in Jan '99, I got bronchitis. Between the sneezing and coughing, I ruptured the adhesion of muscle to the sternum. Not very pleasant feeling.
I feel for you. 
It's an inflammation of the lungs. You have a fever, you can't breathe, and any movement(body or lungs) feels like you've been stabbed mercilessly with a Crocodile Dundee blade. Also, when I moved here in Jan '99, I got bronchitis. Between the sneezing and coughing, I ruptured the adhesion of muscle to the sternum. Not very pleasant feeling.
I feel for you.
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From: Lewisville, TX
Originally Posted by TepEvan,Dec 20 2006, 01:03 PM
you shouldn't flush the toilet after you poop with the lid up either.
But you should always put both the seat and the lid down after you've completed your business. I remember when Janet and I started dating back in the 40's. Out of childhood-born habit I always put both down. She got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
I know she didn't go right then and there, but it did catch her by suprise. 
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