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Old Dec 20, 2006 | 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by GOGOGO,Dec 20 2006, 12:39 PM
My Doc asked how the pain felt exactly, wanted to know if was like a knive in the side.. I told him more like a rusty, dull, sereated edged knive, being twisted and shoved in and out. Unreal pain. I asked for morphine, but they gave me the heroin derivative product instead.

Sew farr know ephects on me yeat.

damn they gave you teh oxy?

i'm surprised you can keep your eyes open

hope you feel better buddy
Old Dec 20, 2006 | 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by FF2Skip,Dec 20 2006, 01:09 PM
True.
But you should always put both the seat and the lid down after you've completed your business.
Sounds like your woman trained you well.

blahblahblah... I started dating back in the 40's.
Old Dec 20, 2006 | 09:49 AM
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I have been busting my arse at work for the last week playing catch-up. You know... I finally get there and now I am leaving for a week.
Old Dec 20, 2006 | 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by rev2k,Dec 20 2006, 12:16 PM
hey john i think im going shopping for lamps and fake plants again this weekend
nice
Old Dec 20, 2006 | 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by WhrDLMI,Dec 20 2006, 01:40 PM
"Oh shit, Accidental HSIOW "
one of the slowest "oh shit, accidental"s ever
Old Dec 20, 2006 | 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by PopTarts,Dec 20 2006, 01:50 PM
one of the slowest "oh shit, accidental"s ever
I drive a slozuka, remember...



Old Dec 20, 2006 | 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by WhrDLMI,Dec 20 2006, 01:49 PM
I have been busting my arse at work for the last week playing catch-up. You know... I finally get there and now I am leaving for a week.
I need to do a sacrifice to the Inbox Gods to keep me safe from corporate seagulls.

Anyone have any ideas???
Old Dec 20, 2006 | 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by WhrDLMI,Dec 20 2006, 01:55 PM
I need to do a sacrifice to the Inbox Gods to keep me safe from corporate seagulls.

Anyone have any ideas???
Ctrl-A
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Old Dec 20, 2006 | 09:59 AM
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Hummmm... The old "three finger salute" huh?

I like...
Old Dec 20, 2006 | 10:02 AM
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