Jack: I'm going to impale your mom on a spike and feed her dead body to my dog with syphilis.
Brad: Ha, you got me!

 

BR: We don't sell Tic Tacs, we sell cigarettes. And they're cool, available, and *addictive*. The job is almost done for us.

 

Joey Naylor: Mom, why can't I go to California?
Jill Naylor: Because, California's just not a safe place. And besides, I'm not sure it's appropriate for your father to bring you on a business trip.
Joey Naylor: Appropriate for who?
Jill Naylor: What?
Joey Naylor: Mom, is it possible that you're taking the frustration of your failed marriage out on me?
Jill Naylor: Excuse me?
Joey Naylor: This California trip seems like a great learning opportunity and a chance for me to get to know my father. But if you think it's more important to use me to channel your frustration against the man you no longer love I'll understand.

 

Okay - I'm done with quotes.

 

I don't get the trunk thing.

What I mean by "no help needed," is that I do not need recommendations as to what vehicles to look at. That's all. Forgive me if I only trust a couple of buying options- feel flattered that you all are one of them.

 

 

Quote from 40 Year Old Virgin - nevermind.

Oh, yeah don't take my tone wrong. I was just saying that if you don't want any other recommendations or such - I'll just forget about them. Just figured any positive idea's would be appreciated.

 

Time to go home.

 

All "positive" ideas are out of my price range!

 

Hah, nah. After spending a good bit of time with you on this I'm pretty familiar with what your budget is looking like. I'd make sure it is within that before wasting your time.