hell yeah ibe! get this guy where it hurts

 

Use same closed door / doorframe principle. During the night...tape opened newspapers from the bottom of the doorframe/floor up to the near tip-top of the doorframe (leave ~ 5 inches at the top). Once the newspaper has been sufficiently taped so as to create a barrier with the doorframe, pour styrofoam packing peanuts down the open slot at the top of the newspaper barrier. Pour until you've filled up the gap of air in the doorframe. Next set a heavy, large (preferably metal) trash can riiiiiiiight up against the newspaper barrier...


Dude opens his door...peanuts pour into his room...in a rage he sees a "wall of newspaper" in the doorway and begins to barrel through it with a "WHO THE HELL DID THIS??!!!" scream...only to be abrubtly halted at the kneecaps by the trashcan on the other side of the newspaper barrier...

 

^ that trashcan part is brilliant...

 

BEST ONE SO FAR!!! :ROFL !!!

 

Another fun prank (probably getting off-topic...but it was a fun dorm prank to get a "DAMN IT!!!" noise from down the hall... )...

Okay, this takes a bathroom (specifically a toilet)...and an unsuspecting mark. Take two ketchup packets into a stall. Lift the toilet seat/lid and position the two ketchup packets...as you lower the seat/lid...such that the seat/lid's resting pegs are pressing down on the ketchup packets (positioned more at the rear of the packets if possible)...

Now...make sure there is VERY little T-P left on the roll...and walk out.




waaaaiting...






waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiting....



DAAAAAYUMMM IT!!!!!!!!!!




Unsuspecting mark drops trow, plops his fat arse down on the toilet seat, the pressure explodes the ketchup packets down the backs of his exposed legs/calves...and he has no toilet paper to clean the mess up!

 

Buy a nice marinated beef roast from the grocery store. Go to his car. Open up the FRONT inner fender lining and toss it in there. When the engine gets hot, it'll start to heat the roast up. Give it a few days and the stink will permeate his entire car. He'll rip up his car trying to find the smell.

 

nice Dave.

There's always the old fashioned plastic wrap over the toilet bowl.

 

Fish is even better - it doesn't take as long either....especially in the Summer

 

Okay...my last "good un"...

Get a large manilla envelope. Fill it full of shaving cream...F-U-L-L!!! Now, (while you're out in the hallway) slip the open end of the manilla envelope under the dude's dorm door. With a food tray or something similarly flat, quickly STOMP down on the manilla envelope!


P O O F ! ! !


Dude's dorm room is now showered in a fine mist of shaving cream