Revenge is sweet....
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From: Elkridge, MD
"Take two ketchup packets into a stall. Lift the toilet seat/lid and position the two ketchup packets...as you lower the seat/lid...such that the seat/lid's resting pegs are pressing down on the ketchup packets (positioned more at the rear of the packets if possible)..."
Ahh yes, the classic "squishy".
Ahh yes, the classic "squishy".
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From: Oh kwa tan zen wan
Get two toothbrushes. Proceed to cut the toothbrush bristles(take at least three cuts each) all over his bed and pillow. The fine nylon bristles will stand up on edge and will scratch/itch him to no end forcing purchase of a new bed/pillow. 
Try the same as above and cut into his underwear drawer, dude will think he has crabs...
Try the same as above and cut into his underwear drawer, dude will think he has crabs...
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From: In the ether.
Powdered Milk.
Sprinkle lightly onto mattress.
Sweat from sleeping or getting nasty in bed will "activate" it, will stick to occupants and bed causing very foul smell in a few days.
Like Tom's suggestion with the shaving cream, the same can be done with a few frozen (and hacksawed in half) cans into a locked automobile on a nice hot sunny day.
A couple of shrimp in the curtain rod is sure to cause a stench that is impossible to locate.
If he has a PC, you could always install the X3 accountability software which emails all the pr0n sites he's been visiting to those whose emails you set it up to send to...
Sprinkle lightly onto mattress.
Sweat from sleeping or getting nasty in bed will "activate" it, will stick to occupants and bed causing very foul smell in a few days.
Like Tom's suggestion with the shaving cream, the same can be done with a few frozen (and hacksawed in half) cans into a locked automobile on a nice hot sunny day.
A couple of shrimp in the curtain rod is sure to cause a stench that is impossible to locate.
If he has a PC, you could always install the X3 accountability software which emails all the pr0n sites he's been visiting to those whose emails you set it up to send to...
Whenever you browse the Internet and access a site which may contain questionable material, the program will save the site name on your computer. Approximately every 30 days or 2 weeks(depending on your preference), a person of your choice (an accountability partner) will receive an email containing all possible questionable sites you may have visited within the month.
