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Old 05-11-2005, 07:14 PM
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Default I'm sorry...but just so damned funny I gotta share

If you are easily offended, or if you are of the female persuasion & have an "amble buttox"...you should probably just back out of this particular thread right now


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A new sexual position has been invented. It's called the Rodeo. A woman gets on all fours, and a man enters her from behind. Then the man wraps his arms around her waist. He whispers, "You've got the fattest ass I've ever seen," and tries to hold on for 8 seconds.



I'm sorry, but that's just too damned funny to me!
Old 05-11-2005, 08:13 PM
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New? That's years old, but with a different (and more funny and offending) phrase.
Old 05-11-2005, 08:35 PM
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I thought you were supposed to call out her sister's name and hold on.
Old 05-11-2005, 08:53 PM
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. Fine...it was just funny to me, the old guy, that don't know all the new-fangled jokes that have been around forever and a day
Old 05-11-2005, 09:25 PM
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Whats the more offending phrases?

Please, the more offending the better effect it will have.
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i heard that one before, still funny
Old 05-12-2005, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted by w1ngman,May 11 2005, 11:53 PM
. Fine...it was just funny to me, the old guy, that don't know all the new-fangled jokes that have been around forever and a day
You and me both. I liked it, Dave.
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Thats a pretty old one but normally its not the fattest ass its some reference made about his girlfriend vs. wife ...
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Originally Posted by sweetj,May 12 2005, 06:17 AM
Thats a pretty old one but normally its not the fattest ass its some reference made about his girlfriend vs. wife ...
I usally just wisper "Damn you feel good Jerrianna" in Brenda's ear for a wild ride...


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Hey - that's what I tell Brenda too


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