I LOVE MY S2K.. THE VERY FACT THAT I HAVE TO SELL IT KILLS A LITTLE BIT OF ME.
WISH MY FUTURE WIFE BEHAVES LIKE ONE. INFLATABLE, TOPLESS AT THE CLICK OF A BUTTON, WILD AND HIGH THROTTLING! LOW PROFILE! CURVED! MILEAGE! ETC ETC

BUT THATs NOT THE ISSUE

THE ISSUE IS IBS

IBS IN NOT JUST IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME

ITS ITCHY BALLS SYNDROME!

AS OWNERS OF S2K'S YOU AGREE WITH THE FACT THAT THE BUCKET SEAT FOLLOWED BY LEATHER REALLY SWEATS YOU OUT. ADD SWEATING TO TRAFFIC AND YOU GET THE FAMOUS ITCHY BALLS SYNDROME. OFTEN THIS IS FOLLOWED BY IAS.. WITH IS ITCHY ASS SYNDROME OR ICS ITCHY CROTCH SYNDROME. THE SYMPTOMS OF THESE SYNDROMES ARE RASH, REDNESS AND SEVER ITCHING.

MEDICAL ADVANCES HAVE A LONG TERM SOLUTION TO THESE SYNDROMES. THEY CAME UP WITH TROPICAL CREAMS, POWERS ETC ETC. THE CLOTH INDUSTRY CAME WITH ANTI SWEATING FABRICS! AND THE ENGINEERING CAME UP WITH BLADES AND TRIMMERS! BUT THE ONLY INSTANT RELIEF IS SCRATCHING!

SCRATCHING WILL ALMOST INSTANTLY REMOVE THE IBS/IAS/ICS FOR A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME (DURATION DEPENDS ON THE SEVERITY OF INFECTION) BUT UNFORTUNATELY S2K OWNERS WITH THEIR MANUAL GEARS ARE AT A DISADVANTAGE WITH AUTOMATIC OWNERS. WE OFTEN DONT HAVE A HAND FREE FOR SUCH PURPOSES, SO THEN WHAT DO WE DO?! THE ANSWER IS SUBCONSCIOUS SCRATCHING.

SUBCONSCIOUS SCRATCHING IS WHEN YOU RUB YOUR IBS/IAS/ICS ON THE SEAT YOUR SITTING ON. OUR HANDS ARE BUSY... NO PROBS! SEAT RUB WILL DO.. LITTLE DO THESE VICTIMS KNOW THAT IN DOING SO THEY DAMAGE THE LEATHER SEAT ON THEIR CAR AND LEAVE AN IMPRINT! YES LADIES AND GENTS MY CONCLUSION

YOU CAN TELL IF THE OWNER OF AN S2K SUFFERS FROM IBS/IAS/ICS BY INSPECTING THE LEATHER DAMAGE OF THEIR CAR!!!!




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I sweat a lot never had an itching issue. Either ur banging the wrong women or using the wrong soap.

 

Also it might help to drop the lace dental floss / g-string / thong / c-string and go for traditional man boxers / briefs / or good old cotton undies

 

BURP!!!!!

THE OBJECT IS TO NOTICE HERE!

MY FAT FRIEND SCRATCHES HIS ASS SOO OFTEN THAT NOW HE NEEDS NEW LEATHER ON HIS VW!! DO YOU NEED ONE S2K OWNERS!