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04-30-2015, 01:51 PM

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Fatbloke

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Sod you guys and your political correctness. I would have my dick burried so far inside her that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.

So would that make Jennifer Aniston's snazzer the holy grail, the furry cup from which Cheeses Christ himself did slurpeth?

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04-30-2015, 02:11 PM

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get her out of your what?

Well, if you want me to be specific, manacles, Philip.

Sod you guys and your political correctness.

I would have my dick burried so far inside her that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.

Ah, beef in cider - a right royal meal.

edit: just noticed your profile interests - I now undestand