OMG that's almost as good as a Legal Bill answer

It will not have to provide heat or shelter, only - uh - entertainment

So no extra money for h/t, darn So I could charge maybe $25 for sleeping on the floor in a heated apartment

And an extra $10 per night if they want to use my bathroom

 

So now it's ask Jerry? That's very creative answer to Ellen's question.

 

ok lainey we can do this ala dilbert and dogbert.
you be dilbert and give pragmatic reasonable advice that they want to hear,and well, i'll do the rest in the best spirit of dogbert and tell 'em what they need to hear.

 

What are the chances they will take either of our advice?

 

slim to none....

 

I always take good advice from my friends - even when it's NOT something I want to hear

I usually know they are right, especially when it's not something I wanted to hear

s2ki has the best advice eva

 

 

please send the address as i have a few people who would love to live there



me - Paul you have to leave when I leave for work

paul i have a job interview at 9:00

me - good luck with that

paul - can't i just stay until 9:00 i'll lock up

me - ignore

me tell your dad i'll stop by his house tonight

IF HE THERE'S TONIGHT WHEN I GET HOME

me - you gotta go - i'm not helping you until you help yourself

 

So, he was there when you left for work?

 

yup

i'll be going home at lunch (denitist appt) so he wont be when i get home