don't forget the pics of your hawt assistant washing your car!!

Kiss i don't have a hawt assistant anymore does this mean you'll wash my car?

 

If I can convince my assistant that washing my car is a wise career move, I might need that address to send a thank you card to.

 

i got rid of her cause she surfed the net way too much

 

Hmmm, the proverbial pot calling the kettle thing?

 

yup

but

Boss>assistant

 

i'm sure Erick, Cubs and I would disagree with you

 

So what ever happened to the chick with the nice feet that was filling out an application. Is that the hot assistant that you were referring to? It's hard to keep track of all the women coming and going in your life.

Hey Bruce - If she was really, really hot and paid a good amount of attention to Steve - he'd let her surf all day - in fact he'd probably do her work for her so she could have all the time she needed to surf!

 

she was too young

 

na not too many - here's a partial listing

1) must eat steak and red meat

2) must NOT have cankles

3) must be smarter than me

4) must not complain too much

5) must NEVER ask me to quit smoking

6) if you have a BF in another country you must never ask if it's ok that he comes to dinner during a visit

7) bonus points for no kids

8) must work normal hours - i don't want to have to wake up at 2:00 am for a "bootie call" cause you just got out of work

9) must like cats (or at least one cat!!)

10) must understand that if i am drinking in excess i might say things that i might not normally say

 

i did - BUT she had a cold sore on her mouth that i didn't see



it's a partial list anyway - i am sure i can add to it