I wonder if Lynda can add the names next to my list - or at least the occupations

i'm pretty sure she can add at least four occupations

 

Lynda = S@heart and nope she's never worked for me although we did work together about 15 years ago...

she married her hawt assistant and has had the oppertunity to meet a few of the women in my past who have not passed the "Steve Bass litmus test"

 

OK, I'll add my .02 on your requirements from a woman's point of view


1) must eat steak and red meat It's OK. You go ahead and eat the red meat, the woman will cash in on your life insurance policy some day and buy an "S."

2) must NOT have cankles AGREE

3) must be smarter than me EASY

4) must not complain too much NOT SO EASY

5) must NEVER ask me to quit smoking REFER to Number One

6) if you have a BF in another country you must never ask if it's ok that he comes to dinner during a visit YES, THAT WOULD BE TACKY

7) bonus points for no kids AGREEE, YOU ARE STILL A KID YOURSELF, HOW CAN YOU HELP RAISE ONE?

8) must work normal hours - i don't want to have to wake up at 2:00 am for a "bootie call" cause you just got out of work TAKE IT WHEN YOU CAN GET IT.

9) must like cats (or at least one cat!!) AGREE

10) must understand that if i am drinking in excess i might say things that i might not normally say

 

Geez, I would have thought you'd be pickier that that!

 

lainey

 

Just trying to help you out, buddy.

 

That list looks sensible to me. Well... everything except for the requirement that she has to be smarter than you, that one just doesn't make any sense at all.

 

i like to have an intellgent conversation once in a while..

 

Not worth the trouble. I dated a PhD in Boston who did so much thinking about everything that she had to pay a psychiatrist $150 a week to help her sort it all out.

 

i guess you're right smarter than me would equal a PhD

ok maybe just a little less smarter tham me would work too