NE Official Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by NH_s2k_Guy,Jun 25 2008, 09:52 PM
I'll fire up the bar so that everyone can
satisfy the 2 drink minimum to get in
this room.
satisfy the 2 drink minimum to get in
this room.
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OK, I think I'll post one of the dumbest jokes I know:
Q: How do catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on it!
You asked....
Q: How do catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on it!
You asked....
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[QUOTE=boltonblue,Jun 25 2008, 10:33 PM] I rear ended a car this morning... I knew it was going to be a really bad day.
The driver got out of the other car and he was a dwarf. He looked up at me and said, "I am not happy!
The driver got out of the other car and he was a dwarf. He looked up at me and said, "I am not happy!
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From: On yo puter screen
Originally Posted by Legal Bill,Jun 26 2008, 07:15 AM
Remeber folks, I'm selling my autocross stuff as a kit. let me know if you are interested.
CAN PRICE IT!
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Oh, here's an even worse joke than before:
A giant snail crawls into a Honda dealership, looking to buy a new car. He says to the salesman he's looking for something pretty quick because, being a snail, he doesn't move too fast on his own. So the salesman, seeing an easy mark, says "Have a look at this S2000 over here." The snail falls in love with it, and says "I'll take it... but with one request."
The salesman says "What's the request?"
The snail says "I want you to paint a big "S" on the hood, on the fenders, on the doors, on the bumpers, and on the the trunk, too.
The salesman looks puzzled... he says "This car is beautiful as it is, why would you want to put big S's all over it? It'd look awful! Besides, people will know it's an S2000 when they see it.
So the snail says "Oh, I'm not worried about that. I just want people who see me zipping' down the road with the engine racing and the top down to look at me and say "LOOK AT THAT S-CAR GO!!!!
A giant snail crawls into a Honda dealership, looking to buy a new car. He says to the salesman he's looking for something pretty quick because, being a snail, he doesn't move too fast on his own. So the salesman, seeing an easy mark, says "Have a look at this S2000 over here." The snail falls in love with it, and says "I'll take it... but with one request."
The salesman says "What's the request?"
The snail says "I want you to paint a big "S" on the hood, on the fenders, on the doors, on the bumpers, and on the the trunk, too.
The salesman looks puzzled... he says "This car is beautiful as it is, why would you want to put big S's all over it? It'd look awful! Besides, people will know it's an S2000 when they see it.
So the snail says "Oh, I'm not worried about that. I just want people who see me zipping' down the road with the engine racing and the top down to look at me and say "LOOK AT THAT S-CAR GO!!!!
Mike I like it! 