A Blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains.
She tells the clerk, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.

'The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.
She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The clerk then asks what size curtains she needs.

The blonde promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'

'Seventeen inches?' asked the clerk. 'That sounds very small. What room are they for?'

The blonde says, 'They aren't for a room. They are for my new computer monitor.

'The surprised clerk replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!'


The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo ... I've got Windoooooows.......

 

I have one along the same lines...

A blonde goes into a store to buy a TV.

She says to the clerk "I want to buy that TV!"

The clerk says "Sorry we don't sell to blondes."

So she leaves, goes home, puts on a disguise, and goes back to the store.

She says to the same clerk "I want to buy that TV!"

The clerk says "Sorry we don't sell to blondes."

She says "How can you tell I'm blonde?"

The clerk says "Because that is a microwave!"