got this off my red neck sportbike forum (gixxer.com) so reference his number one quesiton, please ignor it, his DD is a pickup truck.
-good tho:

10 thoughts from gixxer.com and others
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
===========================

# 10 Life is sexually transmitted.

# 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.

# 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him Without an
erection, make him a sandwich.

# 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a Person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

# 6 Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for Anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

# 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in Hospitals
dying of nothing.

# 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no Attention
to criticism.

# 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

# 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world
is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.

~*~*~*~ AND MY NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2008 ~*~*~*~

# 1 We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue
as to where thousands of Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in charge of defense.

 

Number 8 FTMFW!

 

Those aren't questions, they're statements.

 

Pretty funny tho.

 

LMAO @ #8!

 

I happened to be eating a sandwich while reading this.

 

Another version of #7: Give a man a fish and he'll have a meal. Teach a man to fish and he'll get hit by an American submarine.

 

sorry to whore, but...

if men wrote advice columns