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Old 10-31-2000, 03:13 PM
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#10 Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
#9 You can kill your own food.
#8 Three pairs of shoes are way more than enough.
#7 You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
thinking "He must be mad at me".
#6 Wedding dress; $2000. Tuxedo rental: $75
#5 If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might
become life long friends.
#4 You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
#3 The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
#2 Your belly usually hides your big hips.
#1 One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color. All seasons.

To all the females on this forum: we really are pigs, aren't we?
Old 10-31-2000, 10:52 PM
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What? I say we are efficient.
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by lvs2k:
[B]#10 Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
==>Not if she is on the other end of the phone

#9 You can kill your own food.
==>You can't kill your wife who prepares the food

#8 Three pairs of shoes are way more than enough.
==>unfortunately she buys you a pair for every pair she buys herself

#7 You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
thinking "He must be mad at me".
==>You get to quietly watch a game without her nagging? Can I have your wife?

#6 Wedding dress; $2000. Tuxedo rental: $75
==>Guess who's paying for it.....

#5 If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might
become life long friends.
==>I'll second that

#4 You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
==>I know 4, white, black, red and silver. I am getting to know yellow......

#3 The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
==>I stop by any barber shop I see.......almost never the same one.

#2 Your belly usually hides your big hips.
==>YUCK! NO!

#1 One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color. All seasons.
==> 2 colors

[b]To all the females on this forum:
Old 11-01-2000, 07:35 AM
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One mood, all the time.
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Our mood swings may definitely be attributed to PMS; Putting up with Men's Sh*t!!!!!!



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