1970: Long hair
2000: Longing for hair

1970: The perfect high
2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund

1970: Keg
2000: EKG

1970: Acid rock
2000: Acid reflux

1970: Moving to California because it's cool
2000: Moving to California because it's warm

1970: Growing pot
2000: Growing pot belly

1970: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with
your parents
2000: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with
your children

1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth
Taylor
2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or
Elizabeth Taylor

1970: Seeds and stems
2000: Roughage

1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel
2000: Our president's struggle with fidelity

1970: Paar
2000: AARP

1970: Killer weed
2000: Weed killer

1970: Hoping for a BMW
2000: Hoping for a BM

1970: The Grateful Dead
2000: Dr. Kevorkian

1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint
2000: Getting a new hip joint

1970: Peace sign
2000: Mercedes logo

1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2000: Children beggin you to get their heads shaved

1970: Taking acid
2000: Taking antacid

1970: Passing the driver's test
2000: Passing the vision test

1970: "Whatever"
2000: "Depends"

 

Schatten! Too Funny!

 

Still laughing!

 

Funny stuff. I guess it is especially funny to those of us true baby boomers.

 

You said it man! But some of us old farts will always .............., oh, I forgot what I was going to say, now where did I put those keys to the S2K?