good call...

 

Waiting for Scot to make a comment........

 

Wow, at what point as a parent do you say enough is enough??? Apparently 400 lbs.

 

Fat Bastard: I've been tryin' to go legit.

Austin Powers: Of course...

Fat Bastard: But when you're an overweight child, in a society that demands perfection, your sense of right and wrong, fair and unfair will always be tragically skewed...
[farts]

Austin Powers: Did you just soil yourself?

Fat Bastard: Maybe.
[laughs]

Fat Bastard: It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!