we need:

1. myspace link
2. number of drinks
3. number of sexual partners
4. how many other people she kissed that night, girls included
5. etc, etc.

 

look, if it was you she was kissing, why are your first thoughts that she didn't know what she was doing?!? Not only is that unfair to you, it is more than a little insulting to her. For all you know, she had been planning on doing it for ages, and just got down to it that one night. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Yeah, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but a bird in hand is worth two in the bush...

 

But a hand in the bush is even better...

 

 

bingo.

 

Sorry, please continue.

 

Good one!

 

It has been my experience that when someone is drunk, the 'real' them comes out. Mel Gibson anyone?

 

This might be my new favorite thread of all time. Mom jokes, hand in the bush comments, its got it all.

Try to to generalize women, turns out they *aren't* all alike. Talk to her and figure it out. Then get some sober, I've heard its better.

 

I'm going to have to agree with most the people here. Being drunk brings out the truth more so then anything else. It takes away your fears so your true emotions come out. Alchole doesn't change the true "you" however. Just my .02