The Raptor

While he was "flying" down the road yesterday, in his new S2k, a man passed over abridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled him over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which he replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm an asshole expander," he responded. The cop stammered, " A what? An asshole expander?" And just what does an asshole expander do?" "Well," he said, "I start by inserting one finger, then working my up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole fist. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, then my elbow, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" the cop asks. "Give him a radar gun and hide him behind a bridge."

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GateCrasher

7/10

whiteflash

I vote for +10 internets

my2ks2k

i'm confused. who is the "she" that was flying down the road in his new s2k?


































otherwise, 8.5/10

The Raptor

Fixed.

Kyushin

lawlz!

evil MS3

I remember this one from a Maxim yeeeeeeeeeeeears ago....still a great joke lol

JakenBake

I saw it coming towards the end .