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Old Sep 7, 2001 | 10:56 AM
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Here's some info on an amazing technology that should revolutionize the lives of those of us who spend all day on computers .

B.O.O.K.
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Introducing the Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge software:

B.O.O.K.

BOOK is a revolutionary technological breakthrough: no wires, no electric currents, no batteries. Nothing to be connected or switched on. So easy to use, even a child can operate it! Compact, portable, it can be used anywhere -- even on a beach, yards from a power point. Yet it is powerful enough to hold as much information as a CD-ROM disc! Here's how it works:

BOOK is constructed of literally hundreds of sequentially numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information. The pages are locked together with a custom fit device (a "binder") which maintains each sheet in its correct sequence.

Opaque Paper Technology (OPT) allows the manufacturer to utilize BOTH sides of each sheet, thus doubling information density while cutting costs. Sheets are scanned optically, registering information directly to the brain -- the most efficient interface yet developed!

And simple: a flick of a finger takes you to the next sheet!

BOOK may be taken up at any time and used merely by opening it!

BOOK never crashes or requires rebooting. The "browse" feature permits you to move instantly to any single sheet, AND move forward and backward as you wish. Forget scrolling arrows or multiple key commands! BOOK often comes with an "index" feature which pinpoints the exact sheet location of any selected information for instant retrieval.

An optional "BOOKmark" accessory allows you to open book at THE EXACT PLACE
YOU LEFT IT IN A PREVIOUS SESSION ... even if BOOK has been closed!

Best of all, BOOKmarks fit universal design standards ...
any BOOKmark can be used in any BOOK by any manufacturer! A brand new BOOKmark can even be used in a BOOK that predates it by months, even years!
Should you wish to store numerous views in a single book, multiple Bookmarks can be used.

You also have the option to make personal notes next to BOOK text entries with an optional programming tool, Portable Erasable-Nib Cryptic Intercommunication Language Stylus (PENCILS).

Portable, durable, and affordable, BOOK is being hailed as the precursor of a new information-delivery wave. BOOK's appeal is so certain that thousands of self-employed content creators (like me) have committed to the platform, and edit technicians are evaluating their submissions
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Old Sep 7, 2001 | 12:22 PM
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Hahahahaha... it's funny because it's true.
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Old Sep 7, 2001 | 02:06 PM
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WOW, this B.O.O.K. technology seems to be a breakthrough. Can't wait to see it first hand.
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Old Sep 7, 2001 | 02:15 PM
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I heard about this many years ago. I'm still waiting for some products that I can see for myself.
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Old Sep 7, 2001 | 02:31 PM
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Some time ago, the government had declared that these devices were dangerous to the public good and had instigated a process by which all such devices be collected to designated central locals and burned. Those who do not release from their possession such devices were hunted down and arrested. Their punishment was severe and no exceptions were allowed. These things are evil and their use should NOT be promoted or condoned. By creating this post you are going to drive this society into anarchy and total destruction. You shall be reported to the proper authority. You can run but you cannot hide.
(Oh wait! Or did I read this in a book? )
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Old Sep 7, 2001 | 04:07 PM
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Damn, I love technological advances ...

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