I don't have a link, because it's just a local story. Nonetheless, quite funny...

Semi Valley is one of the safest cities in the entire country. Last night there was a car alarm was going off in a rather quiet neighborhood. Nobody could find the owner. What was there to do?

Grab your pistol and shoot the car repeatedly, of course!

A guy walked out of his house, shot the car until he was out of rounds, then went back in to sleep. Ten minutes later police show up outside of his house with bullhorns and guns drawn.

Imagine the poor guy's neighbors. First a car alarm, then gunfire, then a barrage of police cars pulling up.

 

We had a girl by our house that had a dodge shadow rusted to S**t and had an alarm on it...it went of with a loud car or bike going buy..One night my boyfriend got so sick of it that he egged her car. Lets just say she has never been seen since.
its nice a quiet now

 

and how old is your BF

the eggs didn't stop the alarm from going off did they

 

My BF is 27...it didn't stop the alarm but she did end up moving away..watch she'll come back tonight now that I am talking about her!