[QUOTE]Originally posted by lawboy02
[B]I would like to join the Anti-"stook" Club.

 

Come on people, the Anti-Anti-Stook Club has a lot of important positions available. The benefits include, but are not limited to:

1. Lots of BIG titles/positions left! Looks good on your resume!
2. Very generous stock options.
3. Salary is open. Currently we are starting everyone out at the same. $1,000,000 a year in Monopoly money!!!!!
4. We are the real "Dark Side".
5. We will furnish you with this nice custom made avatar!
6. 25% discount available on all warrenty work!

You will be receiving an application in the mail shortly. Please complete it promptly, and return it in the enclosed envelope! Postage is pre-paid!!!!

We do appreciate your time in reading our Charter (all 352 pages, single spaced in fine print) before your complete the application. We do not want you to get into anything that you do not firmly believe in. Like animal sacrifices, drinking blood from animals etc.

 

Well said!! I'm increasing your Monopoly credit line! You did forget to mention our dues were cheaper than the anti-stook club!

-- Aaron
President, Anti-Anti "Stook" Club. STOOK STOOK STOOK

 

Wow, I need to be a member of the anti-retard errr.. . stook (OW!) club

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by amartin
[B]Well said!! I'm increasing your Monopoly credit line!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lovetodrive2000
[B]

Gosh, can't believe I forgot that one!

 

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Well I think I can see what he's trying to convey, but I think it looks more like OUR badge!

 

Hehe..aye... remember-- that logo is now the copyright of Anti-Anti Stook's...and not available for the Anti-Stook club. Make your own, and NO COPYING :-)

-- Aaron

 

How about an Anti Get-a-Life Club. Now that would be cutting to the chase.

The Raptor

 

I think that the word "S***k" should be considered a curse word on these boards. Add my name to that list.