this is how we did it in peru and costa rica

 

Sitting is just a half squat, so just bend over further when you're on the pot and you'll be good to go, literally.

 

We had nice toilets in Peru. Did you try the Vulcan coca tea? If not, go here:

http://www.cocatea.com/

 

not that i recall, but i did drink more than my share of Inca Kola!

 

people are the only living things that can't crap right... it's always different and always requires lots of clean up.

my dog goes out everymorning, takes the perfect crap, takes all of about 15 seconds and never has to wipe his butt.

is it the dog food?

 

It can't be the dog food, it has to be the position. It has something to do with the alignment of the arched back in relation to the butt hole or something like that. It would take a mathematical genius to figure it out.

 

It might be the food? My kids when they were smaller and first potty trained used to have perfect pinches. Now not so much.

 

Well if it is the food, what kind would it be? Would it be the nasty, corned beef looking stuff in a can or the dry bits?

 

I never have to wipe my ass.. Guess im perfect

 

Nice savings on toilet paper, Alex.