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Old Sep 2, 2010 | 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Eryozgatliyan,Sep 2 2010, 04:21 PM
I never have to wipe my ass.. Guess im perfect
pretty hard to wipe your whole body



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Old Sep 2, 2010 | 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Sep 2 2010, 03:16 PM
pretty hard to wipe your whole body



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Old Sep 2, 2010 | 06:17 PM
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Wow this thread
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Old Sep 2, 2010 | 08:20 PM
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Old Sep 2, 2010 | 09:35 PM
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"western toilets" .. lmao..
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Old Sep 3, 2010 | 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Eryozgatliyan,Sep 2 2010, 04:21 PM
I never have to wipe my ass.. Guess im perfect
i go and then jump in the shower. no way TP can clean you back there.

if you pick up dog crap off the sidewalk with your bare hand would you grab TP and wipe it off or use soap and water?
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Old Sep 3, 2010 | 04:53 AM
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Originally Posted by S2KNJ,Sep 3 2010, 04:10 AM
i go and then jump in the shower. no way TP can clean you back there.

if you pick up dog crap off the sidewalk with your bare hand would you grab TP and wipe it off or use soap and water?
I only do that for the big, messy ones. Its not practical to jump in the shower after every time I poo. Kinda hard to do that in a public rest room or at work.
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Old Sep 3, 2010 | 06:24 AM
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COPAH - comfortable only pooping at home.

Pam Anderson howard Stern show circa 2000.
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Old Sep 3, 2010 | 06:52 AM
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blow your nose next time you are going. It usually comes out fast and pretty clean
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Old Sep 3, 2010 | 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCracker82,Sep 3 2010, 08:52 AM
blow your nose next time you are going. It usually comes out fast and pretty clean
That doesn't sound as good as you make it.

Have you ever had to sneeze when you are trying to slowly let a gargantuan turd come out? Yeah, it doesn't feel too good.
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