Young guy is getting married. Night before, his buddies throw him a bachelor party. He proceeds to get stinko drunk and on the way home runs his car into a ditch and totals it. When he comes to in the emergency roon, the presiding physician standing over him says "You're really lucky. Other than a few bumps and bruises, all you did was break your dick. We're going to have to put it in a splint." He says "No, no, I'm getting married tomorrow and going on my honeymoon." The doctor says "You broke your dick" and wraps it up with four tongue depressors and adhesive tape.

The next day he gets married and flies off to his honeymoon in Maui. He and his bride are esconced in the plush bridal suite of a luxury hotel right on the beach. They're tired, it's been a long day, and they're getting ready for bed. He married this beautiful, beautiful virginal lady. She pulls her top off and says "See those breasts, untouched by male hands." She pulls down her pants and says "See that, unseen by male eyes." He pulls his pants down and says "See that, still in the crate."

 

hahaha good one raptor

 

damn raptor you finally got your mojo back

 

 

 

 

 

raptor you are the man!

 

finally a real Raptor joke