A young guy is about to get married. The night before his buddies throw him a bachelor's party. The gets shitfaced and on the way home he runs his car into a ditch and totals it. When he comes to, he's in the emergency room. The doctor standing over him says "Well, you're pretty lucky. Other than a few bumps and bruises , all you did was break your dick. We have to put it in a cast." He replied "No, no, I'm getting married and going on my honeymoon tomorrow." The doctor says "You broke your dick. We have to put it in a cast." So he wraps up five tongue depressors tightly with adhesive tape and sends him on his way. The next day he gets married and he and his bride fly off to Hawaii for their homeymoon, where they're esconsed in the briday suite of a luxury hotel on the beach in Maui. Well, they're tired -- it's late and they had a long day. They're getting ready for bed. He married this beautiful, virginal lady. She pulls down her top and says "See these breasts, untouched by male hands." She pulls down her panties and says "See that, unseen by male eyes." He pulls down his pants and says "See that, still in the crate."

 

 

 

 

 

 

BUMP.