Once upon a time there was a frog that lived in a lake all by himself. He had been
given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to
get his first glimpse of the world outside.

The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and
asked them to stop. Then he said to them: "I am a magical frog and since you are the
first two animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes.
You will each take turns using them and you have to use them now."

The bear (being greedy) went first. "I would like for every bear in this forest to be
female except for me." A magical sound and it was done.

Then the rabbit said "I would like a helmet."
This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a magical sound there was a
helmet.

It was the bear's turn again. "I would like for every bear in the neighboring forest to be
female." A magical sound and it was done.

The rabbit went again. "I would like a motorcycle." Both the frog and the bear
wondered why the rabbit didn't just ask for a lot of money with which he could buy
himself a motorcycle, but after a magical sound there was a motorcycle.

The bear took his last wish. "I would like for all the bears in the world to be female
except for me." A magical sound and it was done.

The rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, said,
"I wish the bear was gay" and took off like a bat out of hell!


Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

 

oldie but goodie

 

Another one about the Bear and the Rabbit:

One day, a bear and a rabbit were in the forest taking, both of them taking a dump. The bear turned to the rabbit and asked, "Do you ever have a problem with sh!t sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit responded, "No."

After that, the bear picked him up, and wiped his ass with him.

 

LOL

 

classic....i love that one....good one

 

Excellent!