The Bear & The Rabbit

Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by
himself. He had been given special powers by a local
witch.

One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first
glimpse of the world outside.

The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he
called out to them and asked them to stop. Then he said to them,
"I am a magical frog and since you are the first two animals I
have ever seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes. You
will each take turns using them and you have to use them now.

The bear (being greedy) went first. "I would like for every
bear in this forest to be female except for me."

A magical sound and it was done.

Then the rabbit. "I would like a helmet."
This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a magical
sound there was a helmet.

It was the bear's turn again. "I would like for every bear in
the neighbouring forest to be female."

A magical sound and it was done.

The rabbit went again. "I would like a motorcycle."
Both the frog and the bear wondered why the rabbit didn't
just ask for a lot of money with which he could buy himself a
motorcycle, but after a magical sound there was a
motorcycle.

The bear took his last wish. "I would like for all the bears
in the world to be female except for me."
A magical sound and it was done.

The rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the
motorcycle, said "I wish the bear was gay." and took off like
a bat out of hell.

 

LOL, good one.

 

Here's another one:

A bear and a rabbit are in a forest, each one taking a dump next to each other. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Hey, do you ever have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit looks at him with a weird look and responds, "No."

After that, the bear picks the rabbit up and wipes his ass with him!