Someone tell me if you have the cure... something tells me I'm going to need it soon!

 

Drinking loads of water is supposed to dilute the booze in your system and rehydrate your system. There's always 'The hair of the dog!'

 

You must increase your blood suger level as fast as possible, therefore eat a mars bar or similar.
Then to re hydrate your vital organs, you should drink plenty of water with fruit cordial.

The russians have invented a vodka with an additive which eliminates the major organs from becoming de hydrated through excessive alcohol consumption therefore eliminating heavy hangovers.

 

Andy:

Spoken like a true Pisshead!

 

Thank you my friend

Every man should have a hobby

 

I hardly ever get hangovers nowadays, I have learnt when to stop, not worth the pain anymore.

 

Think you need Cedric's water before going to bed - not the morning after

 

In my youth a little episode of bulemia, often involuntary, sometimes worked for me. Failing that, the medicinal benefits of a Bloody Mary can often be quite rewarding!

 

Sondra's NOT replying. I think she's succumbed. HELLO, SONDRA! CALLING SONDRA! COME BACK, IF YOU COPY! Too late, I think she's probably slunk into that 6th dimensional puke hole in the never-never world. Anyway, when you wake up and the ol' head is just a throbbing, try the following: Go to the kitchen, get the tea kettle, fill it full of water (really, really cold water), boil the bejesus out of it, get the biggest cup you can find, put your favourite tea bag in it, a dash of HP sauce, peppar, salt, a sqeeze of lemon, then take the boiling hot water and the next bunch of steps be REALLY careful. Hold the kettle steady, stand at right angles next to the cup which is on the edge of the counter, such that you are just grazing the edge of the counter with your side and you are looking down the counter's edge. The kettle is now in front of you about to pour into the cup. Listen up, now.........just as you are about to pour, release the kettle and let it fall onto your foot. The resulting pain will take your mind off your headache for a couple minutes. Further relief will be derived from the rushed cleanup of the boiling hot water that's now all over your kitchen floor. Once you've finished this ordeal, the extra adrenaline that is now coarsing through your veins will also overshadow your head problems. In fact, this will make you think a little more clearly you can now ask yourself: "Why, oh why, did I get myself into this friggen condition, AGAIN?!"

 

drink gatorade