Jerry, Jerry, Jerry......

 

Your problem is you played along from the start. Mess with my keys? I'd have pushed him down a staircase before now.

If it gets worse I like that idea about claiming sexual harassment...

 

Sorry, I must have missed the part where you said you kicked his ass. You didn't actually let him mess with your personally property, did you?

Pouring water down someones back is one thing, but to pour water, and let it sit in someones exepnsive boots is another.