Let's compile the best pick up lines, shall we? I'll start off.


Hey baby, if I flip a coin what are the odds of me getting head tonight?

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

F_ck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

 

I searched and came up with nothing.

 

The search is a little sketchy. . .
"How about pizza and sex? What? You don't like pizza?"

 

Hey there Delilah, what's it like in your pants?

 

The word of the night is legs. Let's go and spread the word.

My Fav:

Hey, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.

 

"Hi there, my s2ki name is gosixers215 and my avatar is of a professional wrestler. I have gold stars under my handle and I have over 4000+ posts."

Panty-dropper deluxe right there, 100% of the time, all the time

 

Is that a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them.

 

You must be a magician cause I can see myself disappearing inside you.

 

"I don't care what the other chicks say, I don't think you have a fat ass."