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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 11:41 AM
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This will not be over quickly and you will not enjoy this.
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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 11:51 AM
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You got some fries to go with that shake?

I love every bone in your body, including mine.


From some random comedian: "Hey baby, I am into fantabation. I am gonna have you tonight either way, so you might as well be there."
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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 11:56 AM
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"Girl you must be from Tennessee, cuz you're the only ten I see".
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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by gosixers215,Aug 9 2007, 08:48 AM
"Hi there, my s2ki name is gosixers215 and my avatar is of a professional wrestler. I have gold stars under my handle and I have over 4000+ posts."

Panty-dropper deluxe right there, 100% of the time, all the time
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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 01:18 PM
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"I'd fancy a game of hide the sausage with you"

"Excuse me, haven't I seen your picture somewhere before?
Oh that's right. It was in the dictionary next to the word 'SHAZAM!'"
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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Aug 9 2007, 08:38 AM
The word of the night is legs. Let's go and spread the word.

My Fav:

Hey, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.
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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 02:49 PM
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Nice shoes, wanna ####?
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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 02:58 PM
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If you've got the guts, I've got the nuts!
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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 03:49 PM
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Hi.
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Old Aug 9, 2007 | 03:54 PM
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Hi, I was wondering if you have a little Italian in you?

No? Would you like some?

(Works best if you're Italian)
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