wow your eyes are the same color as my Porsche

 

"Hello. My name is <insert your name>. Would you care to dance?"


The funniest shit I ever saw was when an acquaintance went around a crowded bar with his cock out (yes he was drunk as hell) and asked every girl he saw, "hey baby, you wanna touch my brain?!?"

 

haha mine is... "hey do you have a piece of gum?" at least thats whatd id say in middle school. it worked!