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Old Dec 23, 2002 | 03:34 PM
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why do blonds have two more brain cells than cows??












so they dont moo when you lick their nipples!
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Old Dec 23, 2002 | 05:15 PM
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Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't even spell blonde!!!!

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Sorry, I couldn't resist!!!
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Old Dec 25, 2002 | 01:54 AM
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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you???



Pick it up pull the pin out and throw it back.
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Old Dec 25, 2002 | 08:10 AM
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Originally posted by sadhmtpb
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you???



Pick it up pull the pin out and throw it back.
On the same note

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell because the grenade in her hand is going to blow up.

Why do blondes wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm.
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Old Dec 25, 2002 | 09:03 AM
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nice haha!!
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Old Dec 25, 2002 | 03:58 PM
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Originally posted by jvils
Why don't blonds eat pickles?

They get their head stuck in the jar.
Oh, the imagery is killing me!!

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Old Dec 25, 2002 | 04:54 PM
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Old Dec 26, 2002 | 07:39 AM
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Why do blonde's like cars with sunroofs?

More leg room...

Why do blonde's like cars with tilt steering?

More head room...
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Old Dec 26, 2002 | 08:12 AM
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Why do some blonde girls have bruises around their belly button..?

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'cause blonde guys are dumb too...
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Old Dec 26, 2002 | 08:13 AM
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How do you know when a blonde has used your PC wordprocessor?

There's whiteout all over the screen.
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