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Old Dec 26, 2002 | 08:18 AM
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A brunette, a red head and a blonde are atop of a burning' building. The firemen are holding a blanket and ask the brunette to jump. Just as she about to land, the firemen pull the blanket out of the way and "splat". Then they tell the red head to jump. She replies. "Are you crazy, I saw what you did to the other girl!" The firemen say, "We won't do it again, we just don't like brunettes." So she jumps, and before she gets to the blanket, they pull it out and "splat", same fate. Then they tell the blonde to jump. Of course she replies, "I'm not stupid I saw what you did to the other two girls. The only way I'll jump is if you put the blanket on the ground and step away!!!"
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Old Dec 26, 2002 | 08:19 AM
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Originally posted by s2000raj
How do you know when a blonde has used your PC wordprocessor?

There's whiteout all over the screen.
How do you know if she came back..?

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She wrote over the white out.
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Old Dec 26, 2002 | 08:29 AM
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What does a blond say after sex?
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So you guys all on the same team?
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Old Dec 26, 2002 | 11:27 AM
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There are a 3rd grade blonde, brunette, and redhead. Which one will have the biggest breasts?







The blonde because she's 18 years old.
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Old Dec 27, 2002 | 10:54 AM
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why was the blonds belly button bruised?


because her boyfriend was blond too.
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