Canada VS United States
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Ya'll talk funny.
You don't know how to spell.
It's "color" and "flavor." There is no "u" in either of those words.
Aren't ya'll like...French? French people eat snails and smell bad.
Your license plates look stupid.
Ya'll haven't won the Stanley Cup in fifteen years.
You don't know how to spell.
It's "color" and "flavor." There is no "u" in either of those words.
Aren't ya'll like...French? French people eat snails and smell bad.
Your license plates look stupid.
Ya'll haven't won the Stanley Cup in fifteen years.
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Originally Posted by kingbriani,Jun 23 2008, 03:03 PM
Canada is full of dumbasses who stereotype all americans as dumb geographically challenged warmongers. OH SNAP!! 
(FYI My folks are both American and I'm a citizen of both. I actually only hold a US passport at the moment)
US doesn't have poutine anywhere??? But in some states you guys put gravy on EVERYTHING! Till I went to the Cracker Barrel I never thought I'd have a breakfast with gravy on it.
This is a big one for some people (though I don't care personally): Canada is so lenient when it comes to smoking or possessing pot. In fact, I had a couple of friends growing up whose police detective fathers smoked pot, and the guys they bought it from actually mentioned that large number of the guys he sold to were in law enforcement.
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Jun 23 2008, 04:13 PM
US doesn't have poutine anywhere??? But in some states you guys put gravy on EVERYTHING! Till I went to the Cracker Barrel I never thought I'd have a breakfast with gravy on it.
I hate Cracker Barrel.
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The US is where good Canadian doctors go so they can get paid.
The US is where really sick Canadians go so they can be healed.
Canada is where some Americans go so they can get cheap meds whose R&D costs are being paid for by the rest of the Americans.
The US is where really sick Canadians go so they can be healed.
Canada is where some Americans go so they can get cheap meds whose R&D costs are being paid for by the rest of the Americans.
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Originally Posted by GroovyNeilNeil,Jun 23 2008, 03:12 PM
Ya'll talk funny.
You don't know how to spell.
It's "color" and "flavor." There is no "u" in either of those words.
Aren't ya'll like...French? French people eat snails and smell bad.
Your license plates look stupid.
Ya'll haven't won the Stanley Cup in fifteen years.
You don't know how to spell.
It's "color" and "flavor." There is no "u" in either of those words.
Aren't ya'll like...French? French people eat snails and smell bad.
Your license plates look stupid.
Ya'll haven't won the Stanley Cup in fifteen years.
As a whole I don't like Quebec or the Canadian French mentality (though I was born there), but individually French people are wicked cool and their women are hot and some of the dirtiest (in the good way) in North America, hands down. Cept for those little teeenage pregnant girls that showed up recently, but they're an anomaly.
As far as the spelling, I've always gone with the u-less versions anyway. But, using the U is British spelling. Guess where the US came from, doofus? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_Colonies
Yeah, I started name-calling.
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Jun 23 2008, 01:19 PM
Quebecois people (the Canadian french) and people from France actually don't get along as well as I would've thought. The languages are somewhat different.
As a whole I don't like Quebec or the Canadian French mentality (though I was born there), but individually French people are wicked cool and their women are hot and some of the dirtiest (in the good way) in North America, hands down. Cept for those little teeenage pregnant girls that showed up recently, but they're an anomaly.
As far as the spelling, I've always gone with the u-less versions anyway. But, using the U is British spelling. Guess where the US came from, doofus? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_Colonies
Yeah, I started name-calling.
As a whole I don't like Quebec or the Canadian French mentality (though I was born there), but individually French people are wicked cool and their women are hot and some of the dirtiest (in the good way) in North America, hands down. Cept for those little teeenage pregnant girls that showed up recently, but they're an anomaly.
As far as the spelling, I've always gone with the u-less versions anyway. But, using the U is British spelling. Guess where the US came from, doofus? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_Colonies
Yeah, I started name-calling.
But ya'll still haven't won a Stanley Cup in fifteen years and ya'll hump hockey like I hump The Raptor's mom.
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Homer Simpson said "Canada? Why would I want to leave America just to visit America, Jr.?"
http://www.dribbleglass.com/jokes/homer-simpson.htm
http://www.dribbleglass.com/jokes/homer-simpson.htm
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United States is the best!! Canada isn't!! that basically sums it up, lol...
I want to visit Canada eventually, I don't like their universal health care and the amount of taxes that they have to have to cover it...
I want to visit Canada eventually, I don't like their universal health care and the amount of taxes that they have to have to cover it...