There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull

On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list

 

Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands. They are now known as the Islands.

 

Chuck Norris saw Scot posted a thread about Chuck Norris jokes about two years late, and gave Scot a roundhouse kick. RIP Scot.

 

Go search: "Find Chuck Norris" on google. It is funny as heck!

 

 

find chuck norris and hit "I Feel Lucky"

it's important to the process

 

Oh yeah, I forgot that part. Thanks

 

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.



No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

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OMG!!!! That is funny!!

 

hahahahaha that is awesome

 

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.