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Old Apr 24, 2008 | 09:29 PM
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

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Old Apr 25, 2008 | 03:55 AM
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Originally Posted by yarbrough,Apr 24 2008, 08:10 PM
Go search: "Find Chuck Norris" on google. It is funny as heck!
that is pretty awesome!!!!
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Old Apr 25, 2008 | 04:29 AM
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only
recognizes the element of surprise.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck
Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what
he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until
he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures
Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris once beat a brick wall in tennis.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq,
Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
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Old Apr 25, 2008 | 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by gosixers215,Apr 24 2008, 04:08 PM
Chuck Norris saw Scot posted a thread about Chuck Norris jokes about two years late, and gave Scot a roundhouse kick. RIP Scot.
lol...but 2 years? more like about 6 or 7 years
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Old Apr 25, 2008 | 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by yarbrough,Apr 24 2008, 05:10 PM
Go search: "Find Chuck Norris" on google. It is funny as heck!
LMAO thats awesome
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Old Apr 25, 2008 | 08:23 AM
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Needed a good laugh today, keep 'em coming.
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Old Apr 25, 2008 | 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by my2ks2k,Apr 25 2008, 07:36 AM
lol...but 2 years? more like about 6 or 7 years
**** you.... you mother ****er....
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Old Apr 25, 2008 | 10:28 AM
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lol
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Old Apr 25, 2008 | 10:29 AM
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Old Apr 25, 2008 | 10:58 AM
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Outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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