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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 09:22 AM
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When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Gymkata,Apr 30 2008, 10:22 AM
When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
Wait, I don't get it. Immediately had sex with the first he saw and she was his third?

that is REACHING.

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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 10:26 AM
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Chuck Norris is so Chuck Norris, that if he were to Chuck Norris your Chuck Norris , your Chuck Norris would cease to Chuck Norris and then Chuck Norris would Chuck Norris your Chuck Norris again, and that would just be plain Chuck Norris.
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 11:52 AM
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Chuck Norris so Chuck Norris, even Chuck Norris
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Old Apr 30, 2008 | 01:19 PM
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
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Old May 1, 2008 | 02:33 PM
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Old May 1, 2008 | 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by airgate,May 1 2008, 02:33 PM

I like!!
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Old May 2, 2008 | 08:23 AM
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Old May 2, 2008 | 12:22 PM
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chuck norris came before the chicken and the egg.
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Old May 2, 2008 | 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Scot,Apr 24 2008, 11:54 AM
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.



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