[QUOTE=JonBoy,Mar 11 2008, 01:11 PM]I wrestled a guy when I was 16 and had him in a choke hold.

 

I've been concussed.

Motorcycle accident for the loss.

 

Considering how awesome I am, it makes you wonder much better I would've been if I hadn't been concussed. I'd probably never make a spelling mistake.

 

troy aikman would probably be a lot of help in this thread

 

The floor of my high school concussed me years ago. I was wrestling with a friend of mine and the two of us went down really hard, with his body landing on top of my head as we hit the floor.

I instantly felt pretty sick and super sleepy and dizzy. I got a friend to drive me home and as I walked up the front steps of my house my mom opened the front door to me turning my head and throwing up all over the porch. Stupidly I just told her I wasn't feeling well so I could just go to sleep because I was so tired. Really not smart. I say screw going to the doctor * and you might end up as smart and handsome as me. I attribute my stunning looks to that event.


*Go to the doctor.

 

if that's not reason enough to go to the doctor...

 

Some girls like the soft-bellied "I don't have to be the best looking to be attractive" looks

 

They sure do. The blind ones that is.

 

Helen Keller is long dead...