Countdown to "24" Season Premier...
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Originally Posted by Will,Feb 8 2006, 03:05 PM
I was dissapointed with the whole episode. IMO the most poorly executed episode of the whole run, and I have been a fan since season 2.
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hmm the whole gun thing and where it came about struck me oddly. could it be that with this crazy ass show that she is somehow tied into all of this?? i know it sounds far fetched but maybe she wanted him dead for other reasons and couldnt because it would play out as murder, but obtaining the gun and shooting him with police around could cover as an alliby. i dunno im sure im wrong but with this show i have no idea what to expect, so i opt for the extreme.
as for kim, imdb.com lists her in a bunch of upcoming episodes so i hope she shows up. they listed her in the recent episode but we didnt see her so i hope its not something where if they say her name it counts that she was in it kind of thing.
as for kim, imdb.com lists her in a bunch of upcoming episodes so i hope she shows up. they listed her in the recent episode but we didnt see her so i hope its not something where if they say her name it counts that she was in it kind of thing.
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You guys know I love 24. I've watched since the very first episode.
Some of these are really stupid but a few made me laugh out loud.
"Top 60 Facts about Jack Bauer"
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer ****ing hates lemonade.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's ****ing beef.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Jack Bauer once won a game of rock paper scissors using neither rock, paper nor scissors.
Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Jack Bauer removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Jack Bauer never needs to escape.
Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better ****ing do it.
When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
Jack Bauer once double teamed a girl.. by himself.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Jack Bauer uses #1 pencils on standardized tests.... Jack Bauer doesn't associate with anything that is #2.
There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Jack Bauer.
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the **** have you done with your life?
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation.
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*", there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, " *besides Jack Bauer."
Jack Bauer does not use birth control, he simply demands that you not get pregnant.
Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Jack Bauer during sex; because they are doing the same thing.
In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.
When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 43 takes before he could stop saying, "You're in good hands with Jack Bauer".
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
During the 18 months Jack Bauer was believed dead, CTU saved over $1 billion on ammunition.
If Jack Bauer tells you to get out of the room because you don't want to see what he's about to do, you better stay your ass in that room because you're about to witness the most shockingly awesome thing you've ever seen.
"Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm ****ed".
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
Some of these are really stupid but a few made me laugh out loud.
"Top 60 Facts about Jack Bauer"
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer ****ing hates lemonade.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's ****ing beef.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Jack Bauer once won a game of rock paper scissors using neither rock, paper nor scissors.
Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Jack Bauer removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Jack Bauer never needs to escape.
Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better ****ing do it.
When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
Jack Bauer once double teamed a girl.. by himself.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Jack Bauer uses #1 pencils on standardized tests.... Jack Bauer doesn't associate with anything that is #2.
There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Jack Bauer.
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the **** have you done with your life?
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation.
Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*", there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, " *besides Jack Bauer."
Jack Bauer does not use birth control, he simply demands that you not get pregnant.
Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Jack Bauer during sex; because they are doing the same thing.
In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.
When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 43 takes before he could stop saying, "You're in good hands with Jack Bauer".
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
During the 18 months Jack Bauer was believed dead, CTU saved over $1 billion on ammunition.
If Jack Bauer tells you to get out of the room because you don't want to see what he's about to do, you better stay your ass in that room because you're about to witness the most shockingly awesome thing you've ever seen.
"Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm ****ed".
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
that was good. Some made me laugh! 
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From: Over the Electric Grapevine.....man
i personally didn't think last week was bad, but thought it did jump around a ton. either way hope tonights is more clearer than last week
i will be racing out the door at 830 to get home in time